Icarus the Gazimon

[Icarus the Gazimon]

Hey, welcome to my blog!

Some ground rules:

• I actually love pokemon and digimon, and adore interactions from fans of either! Even neither! Hell, get the Monster Rancher fans in here, I love all kinds of fandoms and interactions!
• My persona, Icarus, is going to use swear words and explicit language, and when speaking he may not necessarily be 100% politically correct. Anything Icarus says does not reflect my views.
• Threats and crude behavior are a form of endearment for Icarus. But outside of that, I am not him, so any threats made should not be taken seriously and will always be made in jest.
• If you see some topics on this blog that bug you, either reach out to me politely to mark or remove a post, or else just scroll on by. Outside of Icarus, I am not insensitive, I’m just dumb <3
• In order to differentiate between posts written in my voice and posts written in Icarus’ voice, the text below is intended as a helpful guide.

Icarus

Heya, I’m Icarus. Ick for short. I have no idea where in the net I am :L

Devil Jay (Me)

MA! THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUT HERE! *feeds chips to the disgusting little beast that has found my blog*

Icarus

D:< I am NOT a CAT, I am a FIERCE and POWERFUL DIGITAL MONSTER *aggressively eats chips* >:T

[Icarus the Gazimon]

[occultopossum]

Did a quick ref of my Lunacid oc!
They're going up onto artfight

[ask-gazimon]

This is Viltik. He’s the worst.

He bites people.

[Icarus the Gazimon]

[navramanan]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[navramanan]

craziest shit i've read in a long time

[scribeofpnakotis]

They are also, regrettably, delicious

[eldritchcatpossumamalgam]

Actually it’s one the few things I avoid eating because of their intelligence but I eat pork sooo

[carrieneuman]

Pigs would absolutely eat us given the chance. Eating pork is self defense.

[eldritchcatpossumamalgam]

That’s what I always say but..

So would my beloved cats if I died and they had no food.

[ask-gazimon]

I’ve literally watched deer eat baby birds that fell out the nest. Alive. I’m positive they would eat us too if they had the chance.

It’s absolutely an act of self-defense. No amount of sapience will take you off the food chain. Getting eaten is a part of life, be it by worms, pigs or people, now shut up and eat your cheeseburger.

[eldritchcatpossumamalgam]

Of course! I’ve watched my cats eat live bugs and mouses.

[ask-gazimon]

Exactly. If being smart doesn’t spare animals from getting eaten by other animals, and if herbivores can supplement their diet with meat like a vegan on a cheat day, then I think it makes the whole argument a bit silly, don’t you think?

I think the real problem is how we treat slaughterhouse animals, both in how we raise them and in how we kill them for meat. I think more people should really focus their efforts on that, but I am also a random nobody on the internet, so I’m sure there’s a whole host of nuance I’m missing out on.

[eldritchcatpossumamalgam]

Yes totally agree. But I think I’ll keep not eating octopuses.

[ask-gazimon]

Agree to disagree, they are delicious and they probably also would not hesitate to eat you the way they eat other creatures: By dragging their radula (tongue covered in teeth) across your flesh (to cheese-grate you) and swallowing the tiny pieces.

It’ll be a cold day in hell before I let ‘em get a chance to rise up.

[eldritchcatpossumamalgam]

Don’t care, Im not eating them. They can eat me fine. So can my cats and my fatty liver us to give to geese lol.

[ask-gazimon]

Anyway what are your thoughts on cannibalism

[Icarus the Gazimon]

[navramanan]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[navramanan]

craziest shit i've read in a long time

[scribeofpnakotis]

They are also, regrettably, delicious

[eldritchcatpossumamalgam]

Actually it’s one the few things I avoid eating because of their intelligence but I eat pork sooo

[carrieneuman]

Pigs would absolutely eat us given the chance. Eating pork is self defense.

[eldritchcatpossumamalgam]

That’s what I always say but..

So would my beloved cats if I died and they had no food.

[ask-gazimon]

I’ve literally watched deer eat baby birds that fell out the nest. Alive. I’m positive they would eat us too if they had the chance.

It’s absolutely an act of self-defense. No amount of sapience will take you off the food chain. Getting eaten is a part of life, be it by worms, pigs or people, now shut up and eat your cheeseburger.

[eldritchcatpossumamalgam]

Of course! I’ve watched my cats eat live bugs and mouses.

[ask-gazimon]

Exactly. If being smart doesn’t spare animals from getting eaten by other animals, and if herbivores can supplement their diet with meat like a vegan on a cheat day, then I think it makes the whole argument a bit silly, don’t you think?

I think the real problem is how we treat slaughterhouse animals, both in how we raise them and in how we kill them for meat. I think more people should really focus their efforts on that, but I am also a random nobody on the internet, so I’m sure there’s a whole host of nuance I’m missing out on.

[eldritchcatpossumamalgam]

Yes totally agree. But I think I’ll keep not eating octopuses.

[ask-gazimon]

Agree to disagree, they are delicious and they probably also would not hesitate to eat you the way they eat other creatures: By dragging their radula (tongue covered in teeth) across your flesh (to cheese-grate you) and swallowing the tiny pieces.

It’ll be a cold day in hell before I let ‘em get a chance to rise up.

[Icarus the Gazimon]

[avillanappears]

funniest thing about the thing (1982) is that the titular thing is both a master manipulator who can perfectly replicate anyone but also a big bundle of nerves who flips out and starts screaming and turning into 5000 meat parts at once the INSTANT it’s found out

[avillanappears]

like at one point the thing replicates a guy who has a heart condition, promptly has a heart attack, and then gets so freaked out by the defibrillator it starts biting people

[avillanappears]

the thing is a master actor who is absolutely awful at improv and the show keeps going wrong

[ask-gazimon]

the thing is a child performing for their parents who aren’t 100% focused on their kid trying to show off some random shit for them

the thing just starts losing it as everyone else isn’t paying attention to how good they are at mimicking a human, they’re too focused on the fact they’re not perfect at mimicking this one particular human

[ask-gazimon]

“Oh boy, a graham cracker! My favorite snack!”

“But I thought you hated graham crackers…?”

“NO. I LOVE THEM.”

“No, you said they were really dry and you don’t like dry f-“

*horrific screeching*

[Icarus the Gazimon]

[navramanan]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[navramanan]

craziest shit i've read in a long time

[scribeofpnakotis]

They are also, regrettably, delicious

[eldritchcatpossumamalgam]

Actually it’s one the few things I avoid eating because of their intelligence but I eat pork sooo

[carrieneuman]

Pigs would absolutely eat us given the chance. Eating pork is self defense.

[eldritchcatpossumamalgam]

That’s what I always say but..

So would my beloved cats if I died and they had no food.

[ask-gazimon]

I’ve literally watched deer eat baby birds that fell out the nest. Alive. I’m positive they would eat us too if they had the chance.

It’s absolutely an act of self-defense. No amount of sapience will take you off the food chain. Getting eaten is a part of life, be it by worms, pigs or people, now shut up and eat your cheeseburger.

[eldritchcatpossumamalgam]

Of course! I’ve watched my cats eat live bugs and mouses.

[ask-gazimon]

Exactly. If being smart doesn’t spare animals from getting eaten by other animals, and if herbivores can supplement their diet with meat like a vegan on a cheat day, then I think it makes the whole argument a bit silly, don’t you think?

I think the real problem is how we treat slaughterhouse animals, both in how we raise them and in how we kill them for meat. I think more people should really focus their efforts on that, but I am also a random nobody on the internet, so I’m sure there’s a whole host of nuance I’m missing out on.

[Icarus the Gazimon]

[occultopossum]

Did a quick ref of my Lunacid oc!
They're going up onto artfight

[Icarus the Gazimon]

[body-of-ouches]

I just really like this tweet

[ask-gazimon]

I hope someone threatens me like this some day :(

[Icarus the Gazimon]

[cosmicretreat]

[Icarus the Gazimon]

[aptronyms]

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

[aptronyms]

violence 4 life

[Icarus the Gazimon]

[identitty-dickruption]

because this always comes up:

• the word hermaphrodite is a slur when used to talk about human beings
• it is also inaccurate to describe (most, if not all) intersex people in that way
• “true hermaphrodite” is sometimes still used to describe someone with ovotesticular syndrome. it is up to an individual person whether or not they choose to refer to themselves in that way
• also ovotesticular syndrome is one of the less common intersex variations
• intersex people will sometimes choose to reclaim the word, but many of us prefer not to use it
• if you are not intersex stop using the word hermaphrodite to refer to human beings